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Cleveland Nostril Bomb

A Cleveland Nostril Bomb is comprised of several alcoholic beverages, and may take up to 30 minutes to complete. The person attempting a Cleveland Nostril Bomb will often times become more intoxicated as the challenge goes on.
1. A person will drink a mason jar of moonshine
2. The same person will eat 3 slices of cheese pizza
3. Eat an entire lemon, and wash it down with either hard iced tea or hard lemonade.
4. (This is where it gets it's name.) Drink two shots of Jack Daniels through their nose, this may be with a straw.
5. Have an associate or friend slap them across the face to congratulate them for completing a Cleveland Nostril Bomb.

The Cleveland Nostril Bomb may inflict serious injury on a person who attempts it.

"Aw man, my nose burns like hell and I'm hungover as shit. What the fuck did I do last night?"

"You did a whole Cleveland Nostril Bomb in 13 minutes, dude!"

"Fuck"

by Large Condiment July 9, 2017


The Old Bottom Nostril

What you use for boofing; anus. Also known as the prison pocket.

Dude, John is a maniac. He did a Manhattan Powdered Donut in the Old Bottom Nostril.

by Slizzleslice March 8, 2022


Nae nae nostrils

Nae nae nostrils is when your nose hair is so long it blows in the wind

Cheezwhizaddict: bro your nose hair is WACK! It’s blowing like crazy out here! You got nae nae nostrils

Whoreepuke: Aw shit man! I need to go pluck that!

by CheezWhizAddict April 15, 2020


rag in the dragon's nostril

When one is forced to employ a foriegn object to curb the symptoms associated with Dragon's Nostril, in order to maintain an appointment, or just to go to bed.

"The curry was so hot, by the time midnight rolled around, I almost had to put a rag in te dragon's nostril."

by greenman3000 August 26, 2003

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nostrils ninety-nine

nostrils ninety-nine is the largest number in the world. the only number larger than infinity.

i love you nostrils ninety-nine times more than a fat kid loves candy.

by mynameis7 July 4, 2007

7πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich

Funny to use as an Interjection. Combination of a Blowjob a Nostril and a Sandwich

Joe: *stubs toe*
Bill: Are you ok?
Joe: Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich

by Some bMxERgUy January 4, 2010

12πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


the nostrils with boogers hangin out

the most amazing band on the face of the earth

"i fucking love the nostrils with boogers hangin out."

by z-jizzer-fashow-hoe June 27, 2009

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