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Chocolate Marshmallows

The act of inserting clean marshmallows into a woman's rectum. After letting them sit for an extended period of time the inserter then removes the chocolate covered marshmallows with his tongue and eats them. Transporting the marshmallows into the insertee's mouth is optional.

Guy: "Hey I want some chocolate marshmallows"
Girl: "Alright let me undress!"

by Arthur Shagnasty January 15, 2011

64๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Oddkast Chocolate

Human fecal matter inside a cooler.

Person 1: "Ew! You keep Oddkast Chocolate in your cooler?"
Person 2: "I can't really go anywhere else"

by August 12, 2022


chocolate teapot

UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.

Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"

by Clansman April 22, 2009

85๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chocolate Feet

A tingley, melting sensation of the feet, achieved when high. The outside of the foot feels melted while the inside feels solid.

"Oh man, I've got chocolate feet."

by Matthew Gray July 8, 2006

74๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chocolate Sock

Removing you sock and using it to wipe your shitty ass in leiu of toilet paper.

Patrick Swayze - "I was out at the Double Deuce last night and, ironically, had to take a greasy deuce. I rushed into the bathroom, harpooned a log in the toilet only to find there was no toilet paper. I took off my shoe and did the only thing I could think of, Chocolate Sock."

Random Dude - "Ya I was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on."

by Dangerstache October 6, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chocolate Hotdog

Yet another name for the urinal turd in South Park

Because one of you thought it would be a good idea to pull down your pants, ok, hover your butt cheeks over the urinal and squeeze out a chocolate hotdog, ok.

by Willba October 30, 2006

134๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chocolate Gauntlet

The chocolate gauntlet is the aisle in a shop which the queue runs through, it is normally stocked with chocolate bars, sweets, condoms and other impulse items. So it is almost impossible to run the chocolate gauntlet without being tempted to buy something.

Steve only went in to buy milk but had to run the chocolate gauntlet, and ended up buying spending all of his beer money.

by pigaloo December 15, 2009

38๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž