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See Hell.
Everyone here is either old, retarded, or a redneck(And I had no idea Rednecks lived here until I came, but, lo and behold, here they are.). Hurricanes hit every other day. Old people drive 20 MPH to go play Bingo. It's blazing hot one second, then you get struck by lightning the next. The educational system is by far the worst, and their state-wide test, the FCAT, is easy enough for an autistic person from any other state to pass with flying colors.
Oh, and Jeb Bush is the governor, so of course it sucks.
Jesus H. Christ, why did I move from New Jersey to FLORIDA?!?!
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1. Also known as the Sunshine State (despite tons of rain and flooding), the Crappiest State in the U.S., which suffers massive tourism, snowbirds who can't drive, college students who can't drive, and inconsiderate people who are just waiting to say hello to you and stab you in the back.
2. The State of Misery.
3. Anything that is the subject of one's disapproval, hatred or misery.
4. A state where people don't know the difference between Bush and Gore.
1. My grandparents are going to Florida to vacation the next six weeks.
2. Man... I hate this shit. This place is so... Florida.
3. (Someone pulls out in front of you in the road.) Hey... that bastard mothafucka just pulled a Florida on me!
4. I didn't know what to vote, so I voted Florida (I don't know, I think it was Gore... he's the Republican, right?)
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"Munk kicked in the door and stuck them 3 kids up and even pistol-whipped one and broke his nose. He made off with all their goods too. Man that shit was Florida."
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The Sunshine State, The Place where a bunch of children go to Disney World, and the state where it seems like every freaking child is being abducted and murdered by a sexual offender that just got released. The new place to plant your vegtabes (that's mean but it is a refence to Terri Schiavo, God Bless her family)
How Sunshine State can a state be if children are being abducted every other week? I'm never moving to Florida and having a family.
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The idiotic state that, once again, is screwing up the election, this time with electronic polls. How perfectly coincidental that Jeb BUSH just HAPPENS to be the governor of Florida.
Attach Florida to Cuba, so we can have fair elections.
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Municipaty of Puerto Rico
Florida is located in the middle of Puerto Rico.
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