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the man that you are going to give a blowjob to must eat 10 mentholated sucrets and wait about 30-45 minute
after the wait you may give him a blow job
the sperm was effected by the sucrets and made num so once hitting you mouth it will make you tounge numb and send a tingly sensation throughout the mouth
hope you enjoy!!!
dude last night Tommy took his moms mentholated sucrets and gave me the best time of my life/ best blow job ever!!!! he likes to call it a
numb-chuck!
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dumb n-word, but the first letters have been swapped
"Yo, you seen xyz lately?"
"xyz? You mean that numb digga?"
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a real sports affliction that occurs mainly to male professional long distance cyclists (like the blokes at the tour de france) where the constant pressure between the narrow bicycle saddle and the pubic bone make the scrotum area lose sensitivity and become numb.
man, after that race I got a bad case of the numb nuts
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When a male dips his balls into a vat of liquid nitrogen until they are rock solid, then shatters them with a hammer or heavy object.
Man, I tried ball numbing yesterday, got to regrow my balls again.
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where a man repediatly smacks his hard cock on a female's twat until it becomes sore. then he takes his hand and smacks the clitoris, and immediatly pinching it afterwards. the man would then take his hands and cuff the cunt as hard as he can to prevent blood from entering the beat pussy. this would cause the pussy to fall asleep. once the cunt turns blue/purple the man grabs his cock and fucks the numb twat. the female should now feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into her pussy combined with an orgasm.
an example of "blood rush" would be someone tightly cuffing your wrist. causing your hand to fall asleep because the hand is blocking the blood from entering through the wrist. and when he/she lets go of your wrist, you feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into your hand. (as described in the "numb fuck" practice.
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Usually used when talking about another person, when you can't remember their name.
As used in southwest of the U.S.
Yea, I saw eeerr,"Ole Numb Nuts" wrap his car around that tree.
Whatta fuckin' loser.
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When you sit on your hand until its numb then masturbate.
dude 1: so wut did you do last night?
dude 2: I had nothing to do so a did a numb job!
dude 1: sounds fun. I'm gunna try it.
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