wine O'clock

a time for wine, often around early evening (5pm-ish). It is similar to "Beer O'Clock" in that it can be anytime a wine appreciator (read: "wino") feels that some good vino might just hit the spot

Man, today was a long day—it's definitely wine o'clock now.

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twat o'clock

an undesirable time of the day.

"that fucking fire alarm woke me up at twat o'clock this morning!"

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Sip O'Clock

When an individual or group of individuals collectively decide it is time to get their drink on. This involves consuming multiple alcoholic beverages. Many epic acts of mayhem and debauchery may occur.

It may be 5:00 somewhere....but you better believe it's Sip O'Clock up in this bar.

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fuckoff o'clock

That moment when you leave me the fuck alone.

You know what time it is , fuckoff o'clock

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Bowl O'Clock

That wonderful time of day or night when it becomes apparent that it it time to smoke a bowl.

Steve: Hey guess what time it is!
Jim: it must be BOWL O'CLOCK!
Steve: Bowl O'Clock it is!

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fuckoff o'clock

the end of the work day on Friday when an employee is most desperate to go home.

"Is it fuckoff o'clock yet?!?"

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crazy o'clock

That time of night when everybody who's still out is crazy drunk and anyone with sense is safe at home.

Some girl just drunk dialed me and already forgot that she did it and now some guy just drove over the lawn instead of the driveway, it's crazy o'clock, time to go home.