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A religious belief, in which the believer of christ furiously beats off his holy cock till they spray all there holy water for there lord and savior jesus christ. They will then pray for 10 minutes before furiously beating off till they die for there lord jesus christ.
Yo me and the boys are gonna go sacrifice ourselves for our lord with a holy jerk off you in?
When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.
“I successfully impregnated my wife with a jerk-off baby”
that moment after you climax where you realize that what you are doing is nasty and what you were watching was nasty also
after cumming i saw a mother and son fucking and felt jerk off guilt
After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.
Damn bro I had a jesus jerk off last night I was cleaning it up for hours.
A month to purify your soul by avoiding the capital sin of lust.
- Hey dude, have you heard about No Jerk Off January?
- Yeah dude, I am already mentally preparing myself for it.
When someone or something is used only for the purpose of Jerking one off so they can get that NUT.
Naratio: Yo Marlo, whatever happened to that chick Stephanie?
Marlo: Haha that bitch was strictly kept around for Jerk Off Purposes only.
Naratio: Damn Marlo haha
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Each day in January you got to jerk off
Dude: what is JJJ
Dude2: Jerk off January