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Noun: A person who holds a job for no apparent reason. Generally lacking qualifications, the individual adds no value, performs no real work, displays no motivation and seems to have only one real skill - persistently occupying office space, an official entry in Human Resource's employee database, removing oxygen from the air and producing carbon dioxide.
Verb: Office Squat, Office Squatting- to occupy office space without performing a designated job or adding value.
Adj: A term describing an individual putting forth no effort and adding no value in the work place.
See Politician; see also; state, local or federal government employee. See also; tenured teacher; tenured professor; public school administrator, any relative of the boss working for a company.
"I've worked here for 6 months and I haven't see John do anything." Yea, he's the boss' son, a real Office Squatter.
Since Jane got 5 tenure 3 years ago she hasn't changed her lecture, mid-term or final exam. Yea, tenure is a virtual guarantee to make a motivated professional into an office squatter.
Allready donated
Oh Kat that's not his baby moma
Old Tony he's getting the girlfriend experience from Karma
That dude paid at the office
1. n. an officemate who is adept at certain skills such as spying around the office and gathering information, appearing and disappearing around cubicles, and attacking hostile co-workers with paper shurikens, paper clips, and even cell phones. 2. a co-worker who has mastered the art of the ninja toss. 3. a crafty co-worker who can be tasked to work around the system to accomplish a job.
Des: "The shift is almost over, and there's still one more thing that needs to be done."
Nick: "Don't worry...I already took care of it."
Des: "My office ninja!"
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Office 2010 + ugly metro interface. Refuses to work with any version of windows older than Windows Vista.
I'm happy with my Office 2007 from bit torrent, has all the features 2010/Office 2013 without all the bloat and ugliness. If I had to pay for it I would of just installed LibreOffice (free office 2003 knockoff).
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the place where film tickets are sold
"Spider-Man 3" smashed box office records across eight Asian markets Tuesday
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To demolish a piece of office technology in a parking lot with, say, a baseball bat and a lot of kicking.
The fax machine screeched like a banshee all afternoon, so we office spaced it.
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Someone who is good looking, but only compared to other people in your office.
I thought that our secretary Jannet was hot, but after seeing her at that bar last night, it's obvious that she's just office pretty.
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