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The disturbed feeling one experiences when viewing questionable, weird, or unattractive content on a potential suitor’s dating profile.
He’s cool in person but his profile for sure gives girls hinge cringe. He def needs to hire a curator.
Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps
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A loud or powerful fart, either in sound or odor.
Johnny just hinged so bad, his sister had to stay home from prom.
I would be careful going in there if I were you. I just left a pretty awful hinger in there.
Edging to your matches on a dating app
Bro, I know you're struggling lately but the Hinge-ing has to stop, you're scaring your roommates.
A bad slag who would suck you’d sick to the hinge end.
Lad she’s naughty her yano, a proper hinge ender!
When you insert the tip of your penis into a door hinge and slam the door shut, resulting in a pinched tip.
My favorite cock and ball torture is hinging
A phrase used to indicate to another person that they should stop being weird and deranged. Often, a gamer term that means, to stop being a weird, deranged player to a capable teammate.
"Hey asshole! Hinge Up!
"Hey! Hinge the fuck up!"