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A pizza for sharing amongst a group, typically ordered as a side dish to main meals.
Say Scott, I'm really hungry and can't decide which one I want, shall we get a table pizza as well?
Brother: OH NO! OUR TABLE! IT'S BROKEN!
Sister: Well, the table broke!
A table that people fuck on. As simple as that .
Dream and George had sex on the crafting table
Oh no they had sex on the crafting table aAaA
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A defective piece of furniture probably purchased at Walmart (under a hundred dollars)
Im really on a budget, i should just buy a Walmart table. (Says Kat)
A ritualistic gathering of the Delta Chi fraternity every Monday morning, during which pledge brothers sodomize each other while the Dean jerks off into his coffee.
I have to go to bed early so my asshole is rested for breakfast table.
K-Y Jelly makes 40% of its sales on Sunday night due to Breakfast Table the following morning.
I certainly wouldn't want to be the one cleaning up all the jizz that was left on the Breakfast Table this morning.
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Roman Reigns being the family leader of his generation and the face of the WWE.
I am The Head of the Table.
If they don't respect us then who are we.
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to lose one's shit; to become enraged or angry by the actions of another.
Terese Guidice flipped a table on Danielle Staub during the season finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
I totally flipped a table, but can you blame me, she spilled ketchup all over my Marc Jacobs shirt.
I'm going to flip a table if we don't get home before the Real Housewives of New Jersey season finale.
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