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From a Northern Irelander:
"Suckin Diesel" should only be used to describe a situation which has recently improved.
The situation should have been so bad that little or no progress had been made for some time. It should only be said after an event or action which allows further progress to be made.
John: What are you doing Dave?
Dave: Trying to get my computer to work.
John: Been at it long?
Dave: yeah about 3 hours mate, I can't seem to get it switched on. Any ideas?
John: Have you tried plugging it in and flicking the switch on the wall??
(Dave plugs PC in and flicks switch. PC starts to boot up.)
Dave: "Ahhh...now we're Suckin Diesel!!"
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(n) Someone who is completely bald, hairless. Referenced to actor Vin Diesel.
Hey, look at that Diesel! His bald head is blinding me!
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An enormous erection provoked by the sound of a Diesel engine. Usually reaching its peak upon hearing the compressor surge. Pointing slightly to the left is a key sign to look for.
It was inevitable that Tyler would end up with a diesel boner while at work after hearing the big Ford leave the parking lot.
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The Douglas DC-8 airliner is nicknamed Diesel 8
There are not many Diesel 8 left in service today and most of them have been converted into freighters.
A mixed drink consisting of 4 shots of gin, blended (in a blender) with 16 ounces of milk, ice, and 2 scoops of Muscle Milk.
Damn nothin' hits the spot like a couple Gin Diesels on a hot afternoon.
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Lemon Diesel marijuana is West coast Diesel crossed with Lemon Skunk marijuana, very sweet, lemony and its smoke is very light, makes you happy and silly for hours on end, beautiful strain of marijuana, very crystally and hairy. Amazing
Gimme that lemon diesel bro, i want to smoke that shit, im going to love life in 5 mins.
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