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blob-bot

Someone who achieves self-worth by living life through a set of repetitious, dramatic, and destructive relationships.

She is such a blob-bot for continuing to sleep with a married man.

by jdmjr March 20, 2008

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Joe Blob

Fellatio cosisting of a woman using oral practice to satisfy a man's apparatus.
AKA. Sucking the Cock

Euphemism for Blow Job to be used in polite conversation.

Robert; Sally gives killer Joe Blobs.

Alex; You lucky bastard!!!
Sally; ???

by Robert Morris 3.14 May 17, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Onion Blob

An Onion Blob is a big clump of thick liquid onions.

Ill take the onion blob please.

by Snuffleuffleguss December 20, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


blob week

Period of menstruation.

"You can't shag me tonight dear, it's blob week".

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


blob hammock

Sanitary napkin / pad.

"Aww damn! I'm bleeding out of my vagina again! Don't have blob hammock on ya by any chance, Carrie?"

by KTSHUZMEOW March 25, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


blob jump

An extremely fat person who jumps either really far or really high

Person 1: dude, how is that fat dude going to win the high jump competition
Person 2: believe me, he is a total blob jump

by swaggerblob October 11, 2017


blob of shit

A person wo cannot move around or do anything productive because he is to fat and lazy

Skyler is like a big blob of shit when he works in the wind tower

by Cumshotcarll August 27, 2017