Half-bisexual

A complete idiot

John: Whats your sexuality? Peter: I'm half-bisexual! John:what is that supposed to mean..? Peter: I'm attracted to one gender, females! John: So you're straight...? Peter: No, I said half-bisexual. John: No you're either straight or an idiot. (Answer: Both)

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fucked in half

being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.

Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.

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Cunt and a half

Someone who is so cunty, that they transcend all limits of previous established cunt limits, so they are given the name, "cunt and a half"

"Damn this kid is being a cunt and a half".

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Half polluted

Adj. An Irish slang term. Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are excessively impaired by vast amounts of alcoholic drink; intoxicated.

Joe: That mixer last night was live!
Dan: I only remember walking in. After that everthing is blank.
Joe: You just have to learn to take it all in stride, man. You might have fun, but won't remember if you keep on going out half polluted! Douche!

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half assedly

adv. - something done partially, incompletely, or unenthusiastically. The adverb form of half assed.

I told you to clean your room thoroughly, meaning not half assedly.

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half steppin'

trying too hard to be something you're not, and using a thinly disguised method to do it; someone who is a phony; an imposter; faker; bullshitter; a charlatan; A person who makes elaborate, fraudulent, and often voluble claims to skill or knowledge; a quack or fraud;

"he ain't nothin' ... he be half steppin'

Afro-American origin; early 1960s; jazz musicians would criticize a player who obviously had no talent or originality, who would try to play "hip" lines on his horn a half step outside of the key, in an attempt to copy master jazz saxophonist John Coltrane. Ex: "he ain't playin' nothin'.... he's just half steppin'.... (i.e., playing musical melodies momentarily a half step out of the key to create harmonic tension resolved by moving back inside the key, a cheap imitation of the real thing).

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half joke

Joking about serious, or real life situation, while discretely shedding light on the truth of the matter.

Joe: "Hahaha James stalks you Karen!" Karen: "Hahaha really?" James: "Half joke!"

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