the Loaf

In modern times, a word describing one with the ultimate Powah. See Badass or The Shit

Omfg I wish I was as cool as the Loaf.
-Also-
Wtf why can't I be the Loaf.

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Loaf

Dick (used with term candy,boot, sock)

That loaf was in my sock, my boot.... oh, go, that candy was great

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Cum Loaf

When you fill your oven with cum, let it ferment for a period, and then bake it into a congealed loaf. A cum loaf can be gifted to a loved one

I made this cum loaf for you, my love.

The Almighty Loaf

Our holy lord and saviour, the almighty loaf has descended from the giant bakery above to make us repent our sins, crusty on the outside but light and fluffy on the inside, he is the ultimate in wheat based food deities.

All hail the Almighty Loaf, for I have sinned and it is only he who may forgive my wrongdoings

Trophy Loaf

When the act of pinching a loaf results in the loaf protruding well above the water level.

"After that Chinese food, I pinched a Trophy Loaf and now I'm hungry again."

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Loaf Man

A fat man at work who leaves a monsterous turd that requires the plunger to flush that resembles a loaf of bread

Me:Damn fat loaf man dropped a duece that looks like a babys arm

John: nah fool that a loaf of wonder bread! Wheres the peanut butter sucka?

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mutt loaf

Dog poop usually on a lawn.

That stray mutt down the street left a mutt loaf on my freshly cut lawn.