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The act of sitting on the toilet after being woken up thanks to poop sweats, trying to take a dump that's way more fart than poop. This can go on anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours causing said pooper to get furious while echoing a fury of farts when he/she just wants to be done so they can go back to bed!
He was so tired this morning after having throne fury for over an hour last night!
Using specific lengths of toilet paper to lay on the toilet seat, so as to keep your naked butt from contacting the germ-ridden and disgusting, bare toilet seat.
I have to dress the throne before I sit down and shit because I don’t want dirty butt-cheeks.
I was dressing the throne thoroughly because the toilet seat had pee and shit stains all over it.
Male who habitually urinates while sitting, and avoids using the conventional standing position. (see throne-piss)
I used to get so embarrassed by getting piss all over my jeans whenever I went to the toilet, but since I became a dedicated throne-pisser, my clean jeans have been the talk of the town!
A: I didn't hear you pissing just then.
B: Oh that's right, I sat down to avoid making noise and pissing on myself.
A: Reeeal? Did you change your tampons too you throne-pisser?
A term that is not looked up often, Throne of Lies, similar to Town Of Salem this is a social deduction game (see Town of Salem. In 2017 or 2016 the creators of the game started to panic that they were loosing players and started to put so much new shit out of their asses that they scared their player's shit out of their asses and forced them to go to that filthy game called Town Of Salem. The game takes place in a courtroom with a King and 15 or fewer other players around that king.
TLDR= Great Game, no players.
Also, the community is most 30-year-olds with no lives in their mother's basements but then again, Town Of Salem is basically all 10-year-olds wanting to say the n-word without getting clapped by parents :/
Son= S
Mother=M
M= "Hey S what are you doing? Are you playing Fortnite?"
S= "No M! I'm playing an educational game called Throne Of Lies! We learn things in history!"
M= "Oh ok, play as long as you want then!"
S proceeds to slaughter everyone with a Sorc bomb
S (in-game)= "GGWP easy clap you fucking BD sheep! No wonder they removed priest, without it BD is fucking trash!"
The act of smoking cones while watching Game of Thrones.
"Dude I'd be so keen for Thrones and Cones"
"Man doing thrones and cones is so elite, because it makes you trip the fuck out about the show"
The sexual act where a lady enters a mens bathroom and proceeds to have sex with each man on a toilet(ignoring all the rest). When the man is about to climax, said lady moves on to the next stall.
Jason, your girlfriend Lisa played the game of thrones last night. In Cheesecake factory.
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The Texas Throne is a sex challenge which involves 2 woman, 2 horses, a horse drawn carriage, and 2 dildos. The challenge starts with a horse drawn carriage by 2 horses. Each horse gets a dildo attached to its back. One woman goes on each dildo, totaling in 2 girls going up against each other. The carriage rides around until the first chick squirts. The first one to squirt wins and gets to wear a cowboy hat for 1 day and labeled as the “The Southern Hoe.” The loser gets trampled by the horse drawn carriage.
Beth: Joshua is MINE.
Jackie: Shut up bitch! He’s MINE!!
Beth: alright fine, let’s play The Texas Throne challenge. Whoever wins gets to have Joshua!
Jackie: Fine!!
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