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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
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That one time deed they did for you it’s only right u pay back that one time!
One Time For The One Time I won us the game and this time u gave me the 100
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LOOK UP URBAN DICTIONARY
"A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex."
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In specific reference to a subject, person, and/or place from a previous conversation in time.
After talking about a store in the mall, John tells Kim, "let's go to the one-one."
When referencing a girl that share mutual friends, Kim tells John, "the one-one was looking good tonight."
In correspondence to beer brands as they drive to the liquor store, John tells Kim, I should pick up the one-one.
'One is One' is a new local term, that certain countries uses, to say goodbye.
Its something you won't hear often, rarely you'll hear it according to where you live.
It's not a popular phrase, but some people use it.
Joon: "Heading out! It was fun tonight
Joon: "Laterr, One is One!
Alexa:"yess one is one, see ya next time"
While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.
A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.
Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.
That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.
I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.
Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.
A sexual maneuver where a man and woman are partaking in casual missionary sex, and another man is anally penetrating the man that is currently in the missionary position. A second female then mounts the face of the first female, and gets cunnilingus performed on her.
“Bro, did you see that porno where they one thousand-eleventy-oned? It was epic.”