One eyed milkman

Slang for:
cock, penis, knob, donald trump, dick, meat, snake, sausage, etc.

Rick: Did you see Paul last night?

Dave: Nah mate, I heard he was wasted though!

Rick: Mate! Wasted is an understatement! He got up on the table and got his one eyed milkman out in front of the whole pub.

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one-eyed snake

I'm pretty sure it's another word for penis. Yea, it is. It's a fucking dick.

Jessica: I'd love to see what's in your pants. Is it big?

Charlie: Of course, I got a one-eyed snake.

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one eyed fool

name given to ones penis

don't listen to the "one eyed fool".

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One-Eyed Lobster

A loyal member of the Communist Party.

Sasha is a one-eyed lobster, always spreading Communist propoganda to his coworkers.

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one-eyed-dragon

Male reproductive organ; penis.

She finally got to see his one-eyed-dragon last night but her expectations were crushed.

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one-eyed unicorn

(n.) The rear-view of a cat's butt with it's tail up.

Every morning when I wake up, my cat jumps on my chest, turns around and shows me her one-eyed unicorn.

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one eyed turkey

When a naked guy bends over and you see his asshole with his balls hanging down.

Mike dropped his towel and when he picked it up I saw his one eyed turkey.

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