During the first week of December u have to pleasure yourself with the opposite hand u usually fap with. If u use your regular hand then u owe your friends a croissant. from 2-8 December
hey, u taking apart of the opposite hand week on the 2-8 of December ? ##2december ##2-8december ##ohw ##oppositehandweek
2-8 December, opposite hand week (ohw)
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A fallen angel. An enetie, realted to the works of satan, whos purpose is to give individuals the option of death or infinite torture on judgment day. A judge of the damned. menchened in the dead sea scrolls.
(rough translation hebrew- english) And satan spake unto him, "oppositioner, all are ariving, all are on track. stir the sins of their rivers and all shallt die for him. judge them this day in the eyes of your lord and of your selve"
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Oppositionalism is the false belief that things are opposed. In reality cold is on the same scale as hot. They are not opposed.
Joe was always seeing things as necessarily opposed for them to exist at all. His friends said he was suffering from oppositionalism.
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That is really all they are doing?
Hym "They're just saying the opposite of what I say. The literal opposite. Hey, guys... Simon says don't ever kill your own kids."
A fucking retard "Breaking news! Kill your own kids immediately!"
Hym "See? It's literally just the opposite of the thing I'm saying. Never... Ever.... Give me Jennifer Lawrence."
A retard "Kidnap Jennifer Lawrence and bring her to hys dumpster house!"
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When the government suddenly kills you for opposing them
Navalny died due to SODS(sudden opposition death syndrome)
When you mastrabate with your opposite hand.
Timmy: “i mastrabate with my right hand but I don’t know which hand is left or right because I’m dyslexic”
Johnny: *gets idea*
Johnny: “hey I’m going to do opposite hand October.
*becomes a trend and a meme*
Johnny but older and is talking to his grand children: “I will miss the old days were we have nnn and opposite hand October...”
Kids:” what is opposite hand October”
*johnny tells the story of oho*
An insult meaning your ass is where your face is supposed to be and vice versa.
a really good comeback
"opposite face"