Oprah Winfrey

something truly awful

dave: sorry your granma died
me: at least she didnt get Oprah Winfrey

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Oprah Doe

To have a large sum of money. Refer 'Oprah Money'.

"Where the drank? I gots to know;
Tight jeans tattoo cuz I'm rock n roll;
Half black half white domino;
Gang of money - Oprah Doe!"
LMFAO - Party Anthem.

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oprah winfrey

The most Amazing African-American woman who ever lived. Not only is she a billionare, she single-handedly turned millions of white soccer moms into her personal slaves. White women follow her like sheep

Oprah Winfrey : "Lissen white people. Buy this book. Ah sez its the best even though the author lies like a rug."
White soccer moms: "Yessum Miz Oprah! We do annyting you say Miz Oprah!"
Oprah: Now pay to attention to mah freend Doctor Phil. He know how to make yew wenches satisfy yo' bucks".
White soccer moms: "Lawdy!, We be hanging on all his words Miz Oprah."

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oprah on a ham

to eat like a pig

Frank was on that dinner like oprah on a ham.

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Oprah-Logic

(oh-pruh-lawjick) ; Noun: a shapeless, shifting, feelings-driven form of reasoning, with a propensity to give too much consideration to whatever happened to be
the most recent statement made in a line of argument.

The 6th grade's class teacher's use of Oprah-Logic in her daily classes creates a lazy intellectualism that lends itself to impairing critical thinking skills.

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Oprah Winfrey

The source of all men's problems. THis bitch has ruined all mens lives by teachin women to be more independent and to basically fuck up mens lives. SHE MUST ME STOPPED!!

Oprah Winfrey has fucked up my life because my wife thinks sex is evil due to this fat bitch.

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going Oprah with it

To go on the television-show of Oprah Winfrey.

Interviewer:"So you had chemo that cured your hepatitis C; that must have been hard on you."
Steve:"Yeah, I'm thinking of going Oprah with it."

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