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cocaine, coke, blow, powder, butter
Are you still doing the weasel dust?
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When a guy or girl is getting anal, the third person is trying to weasel in and lick the butthole of the guy or the girl that is getting fucked.
Wow dude, Phil totally cheek weaseled me while I was getting anal last night...
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Originally derived as a safe word for kinky sex, but has become synonymous with indicating seriousness during normal conversation.
"Real Weasel, I am actually coming over."
Man of any age or race with a narrow face and a smallish pointed Roman nose
Who the fuck are you calling sluts you weasel-face cunt?
A contract weasel is a person in a large sales organization that just sits around the office. He/she will appear busy when the boss is around. But in all actuality they are doing personal business on the company time. The only reason they are sitting there is to catch a call in or a person to walk in to the office. This type of individual is very very common in Military Recruiting offices. Although they are less common in the civilian world. Because their types of actions would get them fired. This person also has close association to the boot weasel. They think they know everything there is to know about sales but they really don't know shit.
Hey Jim who do you have going to MEPS this week? I am sending down Tim...What? you mean that dude I met last week down at the store. Yeah he came in ready to join. What the fuck? You are nothing but a damn contract weasel. Thanks for nothing you jackass now I have to go to Mount Olympus because I am going to roll a zero this month.
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An unexpected event or situation.
We've encountered another church weasel.
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1) A rodent from outer space used in Neptuian cooking to add flavour to a dish. When the tail and head are pulled apart rapidly this creature exumes spice out of it's nose. (As seen in Futurama)
2. (Inuendo) an expression used to describe an attractive woman.
She deserves a blast of the spice weasel.
*rapidly pull clenched hands away from each other in vertical motion*
BAM!
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