owen

a dumb bitch who thinks that they are the best but they are really not they are also single (L) and their parents dont love them

person 1 : hi my name is owen
female: ewww stay away you pervert

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Owen

Cringe and stupid. Cannot stop fucking talking.

Guy 1: Owen is so dumb
Guy 2: I know he just can't shut up
Owen: I am poop

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Owen

The most sexy guy you have ever seen in your life. He will make you want to pull of your shirt and rub your boobs on him.

Shanty: OMG owen is so amazing I just want to take off my shirt and rub my boobs on him

Emily: yes totally let's do it

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Owen

A gay piece of shit that will suck any dick for a $1.30 and some animal crackers but overall really chill. Also very retarded and goes to HHS in Mrs.Soliz’s class.

Customer:Ayy Owen how much?
Owen:$1.30 and some crackers, animal crackers specifically.

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Owen

Is a tall boy that loves his Helmet and cars that go Vroom vroom.

do the now that kid named Owen

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Owen

An ogre/cave dwelling mammal. The Owen is a huge mama's boy, it is often thought that an owen breast feeds until puberty. It grows facial hair at the ripe age of 3 and tends to keep it through out the rest of it's life to hide it's ogre like appearance. The Owen is often overweight. It survives on pickles and ranch dressing. Unlike other ogres The Owen has yet to to find his fiona. It often makes bad choices in purchasing vehicles and is oblivious to the fact that they are complete garbage. The Owen's favourite past times are watching house, taking 2 hour craps, awkwardly grunting at random moments, and mumbling nonsense. If you give The Owen a couple drinks he turns into the toughest man around, (so he thinks). 100% of the time The Owen turns gay at the age of 30.

An Owen must of raided our fridge!, all our pickles and ranch dressing are gone!

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Owen

Owen? An amazing Friend, he cares for others, he’s funny, and he’s talented, he’s very thoughtful, he’s kind, nice, he’s the kind of boy that would steal your heart. But to me he’s a brother.

Owen brother friend funny thoughtful kind nice

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