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A Trojan Magnum, For Guys With Large Dicks Or Guys Who Think They Have Large Dicks.
Mikey Tried Useing The Golden Package On His Girlfriend, But His Dick Was Too Small And It Fell Off, Now Shes Pregnant.
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One who looks at another man's johnson for comparison to his own. Someone who looks at your weiner when your taking a piss.
That package peeper wouldn't stop looking at Harry in the shower.
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A cake (usually of the birthday/party variety) that has come into contact with male genitalia.
That bitch pissed me off, so for her birthday I gave her a packaged cake.
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5 DB's who host Patriots Webcast
The funniest Nickel Package in the NFL
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The seal around the opening of an unopened container that lets you know that no one has been in there yet.
This mayonaise hasn't been tampered with, the packaging hymen is still intact
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1. When a person's vagina is so bulbous it appears the buldge is actually a penis.
2. A special delivery on Christmas morning.
1. Krystine, "Hey. Look at Alicia's Pussy Package. When did she grow a dick?".
Rachel, "Its all those brownies she's been eating."
2. Julie, "Look under the sheets. Merry Christmas!"
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The most awful type of wrapping that could possibly be used. Fucking difficult to unwrap, cuts your hands and houses shitty electical goods. Its usually worth it to get someone else to open it for you. EVIL BLISTER PACKAGE!!!!!!!!
this piece of shit blister package is in the way of my new headphones/mic/ frog/ps23xboxy thing! Fuck! my hands! Brian I've got a job for you...
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