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when a guy fucks a guy or girl in the ass and makes him/her suck his shit covered penis after.
bitch! come here and let me fuck ur ass... if you're good i'll give you a chocolate paddle pop when were done.
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sex term: This begins by tittie-fucking a fine young lady, preferrably with double D's. After giving her a pearl necklace you then drop a cleveland steamer on her chest and proceed to rub it in by dragging your ass on her chest as a dog would drag his ass on the carpet. Usually performed by Germans.
Becky had a freaky German shizer fetish, so I gave her the doggy paddle and had her scrubbin her chest for a week.
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The extreme outdoor sport. Usually resulting in boat ramming and intense competitiveness. Builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking.
Johnny: "I went paddle boating yesterday."
Anna: "Wow, I want you."
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To row with unnecessarily high pressure during the rest interval between rowing pieces, esp. to make small gains on an opponent.
When we built into the first three-minute piece, the other boat battle-paddled and gained a seat on us before the piece even started. Cheaters.
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When someone masturbates.
I had a nice session of paddle boating last night.
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A sweaty ballsack sagging and sticking to your leg.
Mid June in East Texas is soggy paddle primitive.
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The female equivalent of being "Pussy Whipped."
Abandons her friends and makes excuses to be with her man.
Annette: OMG, STACY! You always leave me for him... you are so cock paddled.
Stacy: Like OMG, not even, we just have the flu again... and we have homework to do.
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