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A simple steel tool about the thickness of a large nail, 3-4 inches long, with a loop on one end and a flattened, upturned blunt tip on the other side. Used for opening paint cans.
Opening this can of varnish sure would be easier with a painter's key.
When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.
Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!
When your paint game is so sub par your better off peeling potatoes then fucking over customers!
That fucking potato painter really fucked my shit up and ran off with my money!
It’s funny he isn’t even an actual painter. He also likes to smell a lot of baby powder because it reminds him of his girl friend. He actually owns half Uzbekistan and this means that he can gauck like never before. Pay respect to this fine specimen and thank him for his service.
I want to be Alex painter’s Boo soooooooooooo bbbbbbaaaaaaddddddd.
When someone cuts a hole through their driver seat all the way to the bottom of the frame so they can poop safely in their car without getting any feces inside the car. The loose stools will make a shit line on the road every time the driver poops, mimicking a third world country street liner painter meant to paint traffic lines on the street.
I had to pull an Indonesian Street Line Painter on my way to work after all the Taco Bell I smashed last night.
A person who is exceptionally slow or bad at following basic instructions
"He keeps pushing on that pull door...talk about a toe painter..."
"Get a load of that toe painter! They're driving on the wrong side of the road!"