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When there are enough layers to ones vagina that you could use it as a wingsuit or a parachute.
That fair queen has a Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV) , all the folds just open up like a parachute when she walks to fast.
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having a homoerotic moment
those two hang out together all the time.
yeah, i think they are definitely packing each other's parachutes
A parachute (cock and ball torture) is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. It is conical in shape, with three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and a squeezing effect on the testicles. Moderate weights of 3–5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage, though occasionally much heavier weights are used. Smaller weights can be used when the male wearing it is free to move; the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.
A ball stretcher, ball crusher, parachute (cock and ball torture), humbler, testicle cuffs, and cock harnesses are cock and ball torture devices while ball busting is a practice in cock and ball torture.
a euphemism originating from Meg & Dia's song "Roses" used when indicating the need to defecate
I spiked Matt's coffee with a laxative because he was being a douchebag, and shortly after, he needed to use the jonh, announcing politely, "BRB, guys. I need to parachute the boys back down."
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Noun: Pants that can protect you from dieing after trying to commit suicide off of a very high building.
1.I jumped off a building but durvived from my parachute pants.
2. Im Sean and i wear parachute pants.
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Derived from the sacred motto of parachutists, meaning to put your condom on yourself.
Whatever you do, pack your own parachute. She's been around with a vengeance.
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"Dude, I just got a new van. Lets go for a cruise and skydive into a field of corn without a parachute to break this thing in"
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