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She was doing parkour when she turned a cartwheel on the parking block.
The act of casually yeeting one's meat across 20 or more feet.
These fences are perfect for practicing parkour!
The act of yeeting one's meat across the street over several feet.
Holy poggers, Lois, that was some pretty baller parkour!
Gorilla Parkour Mode is when a person gets really angry and gets a stamina and starts chasing a person being annoyed to them.
When I was annoying Bryson he went Gorilla Parkour Mode!
1) a phrase describing the adrenaline-fueled parkour champion-like moves no one, including you, ever knew you had, in an emergency situation. For instance:
Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT
2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill
I don't like extreme sports or cross fit. However, show me a kid or animal in danger and my panic parkour moves will inspire awe.
A little boy who looks a lot like jake Paul that has an addiction to jumping from ledge to ledge, climbing buildings and saying it’s “legal”, trying very hard to get free knives on Instagram, and attempting to be hype-beast without paying.
Parkour Harrison died today in London