Haunted Past

When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.

Guy 1: Guess who's a broken man?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Haunted Past!
Guy 2: Bingo.

head paste

A technique used in faking where by a the head of one person is photoshoped onto another, usually naked, body.

Thats a great head paste, it looks real!

butt paste

1. Noun. A slurry mixture of loose fecal material and sweat that often resides in the upper region of the butt crack.

1. She complained to Jim about constantly having to clean the butt paste off the toilet seat before she could use it.
2. Jim was in a hurry to make his meeting, so his incomplete ass-wiping resulted in a desposit of butt paste in the upper cleft of his derriere.

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ass paste

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.

"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"

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protein paste

Ejaculated semen that clings onto a surface, often resembling an icicle or jam over bread.

Protein paste, it's nutritious and delicious.

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cock paste

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, root juice, seed, semen, sperm, spunk, and splooge.

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough cock paste in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my cock paste.

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nigga paste

2 pearts fried chicken, 1 part cool aid.

Can you please get marquese some nigga paste, he looks hungery.

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