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When you are so fucking mad at someone for being in your way, stepping on your foot, bumping into you without apologizing or cutting you off in traffic .....
You simply MUST inform the offender of the most logical action they need to take to immediately get the living FUCK out of your way!!!
Literally, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK WITH A ROLLING DONUT??!!!??
Greg trips over his own feet; lurching sideways and desperately grasping for balance with a tray full of Starbuck$ coffee - continues to fall, spilling it all over Mitch and knocking him over - both of them landing on the floor.
Mitch responded by screaming at that cluster-fuck, Greg,
WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY , YOU JACK-WAGON??!!!!??
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A stick of butter rolled in chocolate powder mix and sandwiched between 2 toaster pastries.
Eric Cartman had one the episode he went to fat camp, cleverly entitled "fat camp"
Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball?
Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself
Eric: god i have to do everything around here
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Cum Pastry
Always a person who has a genetic build of a think, but is muscular as well. Calling them a top or a switch, definitely isn’t correct, as they are a more “defined” think.
Guy 1: Dude look at that twink over there!
Guy 2: Hey, that’s Lesyk, he isn’t a twink, he’s a Cum Pastry
Guy 1: What’s the diff?
Guy2: Just a buff twink who isn’t big enough to seem like a top, or even a switch
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hi are you a double baked pastry bevause your such a retart
A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions
Person 1: Dude Justin ate so much French pastry last night
Person 2: Dude, that's gay but ok
An effeminate male rapper who loves his mom and still lives at home.
This pastry princess Nae has no rizz, he just ordered a giant chicken nugget.
Someone who’s super flaky like a pastry
“OMG he’s such a pastry”
“ I can’t count on you, you’re acting like a pastry”