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Pasty Muncher

Describes large fat inhabitents of South West England. More general than Devon Dumpling or Big Fat Cornish Blobby

Fat people waddling along the pavement and completely blocking it when trying to get past then getting berated by said Pasty Muncher. Treat them as a mini roundabout.

by Jally Peeno March 14, 2007


Pissy Pasty

The art of urinating during sexual intercourse.

Greg: You know that laura tart, i gave her a right pissy pasty last night, she wont be sleeping with me again!

by The-Pissed-Piper June 10, 2009


haddock pastie

A smelly fanny, normally smelling of fish.

"Can you smell that? One of these chicks has got a haddock pastie"

by sam cornwoggle August 24, 2006


labia pasty

1. a reason for girls sitting with their legs wide open
2. a tasty snack, can be open or closed

1. look at that girls labia pasty hanging out
2. ooh i could do with a labia pasty, open with salt and vinegar

by Han and Jen June 10, 2005


Penis Pasty

A delicious pastry product from Cornwall but stuffed full with human penises instead of meat.

He ate the penis pasty with great difficulty.

She ate the penis pasty with relative ease.

by 10293848576 January 23, 2012


pasty cakes

Pasty Cakes: A term I use to describe someone who is very white, or albino.

Hey Pasty Cakes!

You're a Pasty Cake.

by Razor7 August 11, 2004


shag pasty

a person who would be considered to be hotter than a sex muffin.

"Wow, check out that shag pasty! I'd totally have a crack on that!"

by Little Miss Shag Pasty July 21, 2012