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Describes large fat inhabitents of South West England. More general than Devon Dumpling or Big Fat Cornish Blobby
Fat people waddling along the pavement and completely blocking it when trying to get past then getting berated by said Pasty Muncher. Treat them as a mini roundabout.
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The art of urinating during sexual intercourse.
Greg: You know that laura tart, i gave her a right pissy pasty last night, she wont be sleeping with me again!
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A smelly fanny, normally smelling of fish.
"Can you smell that? One of these chicks has got a haddock pastie"
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1. a reason for girls sitting with their legs wide open
2. a tasty snack, can be open or closed
1. look at that girls labia pasty hanging out
2. ooh i could do with a labia pasty, open with salt and vinegar
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A delicious pastry product from Cornwall but stuffed full with human penises instead of meat.
He ate the penis pasty with great difficulty.
She ate the penis pasty with relative ease.
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A woman who suffers badly from Thrush so her pasty (vagina) smells of fish which has a hard crusty look to it!
Tracy couldnt wear enough perfume to cover the aroma rising from her trout pasty
Farting out diarrhea while crying. Then standing up and cumming on the poop while you let out a tiny little squeaker. Then taking the poop out with your hands and passing gas on it.
"Dude did you see Billy the other day?"
"Yea bro, {lets out a massive fart and then pisses} everyone died because of his pasty fart."
"Yea, let me touch my breasts and cry"