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A guy who is attracted too children under 18 and an ugly creep who bustsdown to you if you met him.
Pedophile: Give me a suck little girl.
Girl: Iam 10 years old.
In scientific terms, a pedophile is a mental disabiled that that feels the need to try to sharpen the tip of their penis. This is usually achieved by having sex with children under the age of eighteen. This is illegal almost everywhere, but pedophiles persist with having sex with minors because if they do not, they have a high chance of dying and being laughed at for not having a sharp penis.
Some signs of being a pedophile are watching Lazytown and getting an erection when Stephanie is on the screen. Another example is watching Dateline: To Catch a Predator and not laughing at the stupid people who get caught.
Being a pedophile will usually land someone in jail. Some rare cases of pedophiles not being jailed are Barney the Dinosaur, children's musical groups such as The Wiggles and The Doodlebops, and Jesus.
Man that is not pedophile: Hey, bro, would you tap that woman's ass?
Pedophile: No, but I'd tap her child's ass.
Man that is not pedophile: I am calling the police.
a guy named phillip who is over age and just cant seem to get a girl who is of age.
a synonym would be child molester.
"Can you believe pedophill? He just cant stick it in anything older than an infant."
People who are attracted to kids.
"Sad how the non-offending pedophiles who don't want their attraction can't seek help without risking arrest. People who defend pedophiles or act on their desires should get yeeted to a maximum security prison."
Pedo: Hey u look hawt
Child: Thanks!
Pedo: wanna date
Child: Yeah! :D
Pedo let’s meet up irl
Child: Okay! My address is 69 Fucker Drive
Pedo: yay thx
The next day.....
Child: Mommy I think I’m pregnant
Mom: NOOOOO!!! WHY MY BABY?!?!?! SHE’S ONLY 10!!!! WHY WOULD THAT STUPID PEDOPHILE DO THAT TO MY BABY
A person who is sexually attracted to a kid and wants to fuck em.
Michael Jackson was a pedophile
Someone sexually attracted to under-age children.
Most have a strong desire to rape them but never do so (which is called pediphilia OCD), while others carry out their desires. People don’t care if a person has pedophila disorder or pedophilia OCD beause they’re all grouped together and deemed as absolutely disgusting people that should all just dissapear from the world.
“Hey did you see that pedophile on the news?” “Yeah but i heard he was just a case of pedophilia OCD.” “still, what a disgusting sick f*ck, right! Would never let my kid get within a range of a kilometer of that guy!”