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Mike Pence

Mother approved of this urban dictionary post. Only as long as it isn't read by women other than Karen Pence (mother's approved choice of wife), because that would constitute a devilish sin.

Mike Pence asked mother for permission to eat a single cookie and drink a glass of warm milk. Mother approved.

by turdsandwichapprovedbymother November 17, 2022


pence nap

When someone's inane blathering lulls you into sleep.

Listening to him talk threw me into a Pence nap

by Eratosthenes of PA August 6, 2017


pence nap

When you get lulled to sleep by someone's inane blathering.

Listening to him talk would throw me into a Pence nap.

by Eratosthenes of PA August 6, 2017


2 pence short of a cent

Meaning you’re stupid.

Mate you’re 2 pence short of a cent

by Damonnn84 February 12, 2023


Hang Mike Pence

Something the very peaceful MAGA people like to say since January 6th, 2021.

"Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence!"

by ShigShug August 12, 2023

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Pencing

The act of fencing something off with plexiglass. Specifically to prevent the spread of disease. Named after Mike Pence, so likely to have COVID after spending time with trump that they had to erect a plexiglass shield during the debates to prevent him from getting other people sick. Pence is the head of trump's COVID task force.

"Oh, shit, she got the COVID? Dayum, we better start pencing her off from everybody else!"
"If they're not pencing that salad bar off then we better not eat at it!"

by mycooper October 26, 2020


Pencing

The act of 2 makes electrocuting each other until climax.

I'm a little sore from pencing all night with the VP.

by Big Guy74897628947689 November 14, 2016