To receive a lap dance while taking a shit.
I was taking a shit and she walked in and started giving me a Charlotte Pipeline right before I was going to wipe.
a sexual act of shitting into a condom, tying it in a knot and sticking it inside ones vagina, anus or male partner
Female: man, i totally did a steaming pipeline last night.
Male: you should do it to me one time.
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When one defecates into a condom, then inserts it into the freezer till frozen. Then after frozen uses as a sex toy.
Dude, Nick, i just my Alaskan Pipeline i made a few days ago and totally used it on Jenna. She totally loved it till i told her what it was. Now I'm in the dog house for a week.
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invented by the Eskimos, the Alaskan Pipeline is the act of jerking your shit into a condom until it is full with your cum, tie it off, and freeze it by placing it in the freezer (the Eskimos simply left if outside their igloos). when the cum stick is completely solid, take it out of the condom and use it to pleasure yourself, its the most retarded way to get pregnant.
If you want to get pregnant by getting donated sperm, ask for a number of specimens, mix them up and perform the Alaskan Pipeline, then you will have either the most fucked up kid ever, or one with super powers
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The act of defecating in a condom, freezing it and forcing your girlfriend to use it as a dildo.
Dude 1: Yo dude I gave my bitch an ALASKAN PIPELINE last night.
Dude 2: No shit, how'd she take it?
Dude 1: I dont know, she never got it out.
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taking a nice huge shit and freezing it than you use it to pleasure yourself by using it as a dildo...
gary- hey hun i just took a shit and put it in the freezer
hillary- OMG!!!! yes now i can use it instead of you your just getting to small for me...
gary- dont be like that babe
hillary- i hope you took a nice huge shit to see how deep it can actually go...
gary- hell yeah
hillary- because you are way to small to even make it 3 inches inside of me
gary- bitch im done with you fuck you bitch
hillary- just leave the alaskan pipeline for me to use to pleasure myself
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Similar to the the Alaskan pipeline; however, after freezing the shit filled condom, you insert it into a woman's vagina.
Yesterday I was going to perform the Alaskan pipeline, but it was dark and I ended up in Siberia. Oh well that's the Siberian Pipeline for you
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