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A variation of the Portland Frank that replaces mustard with Heinz ketchup.
Portland Franks are traditional, but Pittsburgh Franks are true to the city.
While you are behind the other person bluntly say "damn your ass is getting lumpy" Then hold on for as long as possible while she tries bucking you off.
While training for a marathon, Joe tested his endurance by giving his wife a Pittsburgh Pony. He was able to hang on for 30 seconds
a sexual act where a person poops on top of a glass table with another person lying underneath, watching. similar to the cleveland steamer but it requires less clean up.
that trick paid me 300 dollars for a pittsburgh platter but i was so full of h i could only pop out some rabbit turds
i love watching my woman prepare a pittsburgh platter.
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A violent sexual act involving the thrusting of a an erect penis into a partner's open eye followed by kicking said partner's leg in a manner severe enough to cause significant pain and/or damage, temporarily giving them the appearance of a one-eyed, peg-legged pirate.
Things were going great with Emily until I gave her a Pittsburgh Pirate. Apparently most chicks aren't willing to lose the use of their limbs or eyes for the sake of unparalleled eroticism and unprecedented sexual gratification. Women.
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While doing a girl doggie style simply reach up and knock her arms down causing her to fall flat on her face and her ass to shoot up in the air where you then stick your dick in the ass...
Ginna would not let me have anal sex with her so I tricked her and gave her the Pittsburgh Piledriver.
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every city has its fair share of crazy ass drives, and pittsburgh's are unique. the most common move of city drivers in the burgh involves making a left turn just after the light turns green. if a car is sitting in the left turn lane (where left turn yields on green), the driver will hurry up and turn just as the light turns green, cutting off oncoming traffic
Pittsburgher: The light turned green, I'm gunning it.
Philly Moron: Jesus, I about pissed my pants when you did that! What the hell were you thinking.
Pittsburgher: Aw, that's nothing. Just your everyday Pittsburgh left
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The act of ejaculating into a container in an unsuspecting person's refrigerator typically motivated revenge or disrespect.
I was doing a service call for a broken dishwasher and the customer was so obnoxious I left a Pittsburgh milkshake in her orange juice when she ran out to get a coffee.
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