let me suck your titties and fuck your pussy.
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A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"
One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
A pizzle lizard is alot like a lot lizzard but is a female that can be found near a meth pipe or dope
Wow look at katlyn shes such a pizzle lizard
The act of stuffing your entire head inside your
own urethra.
"Did you hear Jimmy gave himself a Jamaican Pizzle?"
being so puzzled you piss yourself
“i just pizzled myself”
“happens to the best of us”
pissed off While Black..
1:Wassup wit dat bitch, dawg?
2:That bizzle be pizzle tha nizzle offizle
When you've got to take a leak, you say this phrase instead; it sounds a bit "gangsta".
Awww damn, I've got to pizzle 'fo shizzle!!!