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Cock Polish

i) The saliva of a woman (or gay man)

ii) The saliva of an ass kissing co-worker

iii) The saliva of any senior HR employee

After a girl spits on Rodney while speaking to him

Rodney: "Watch it bitch, you're getting your cock polish all over me"

by The Rockit February 10, 2010

38๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Polish

/dษชsหˆeษชbld/Submit
adjective
adjective: disabled
(of a person) having a physical or mental condition that limits their movements, senses, or activities.
"facilities for disabled people"
synonyms: having a disability, wheelchair-using, paralysed; More
antonyms: able-bodied
relating to or specifically designed for people with a physical or mental disability.
"disabled access is available at all venues"

A: "Is that a Polish person?"
B: "Shhh you shouldn't say that out loud"

by Karo k November 2, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Polish headlamp

A method of illumination by taping a cheap book of matches to your forehead.

Bro 1. BRAH..I can't see in here its so fucking dark.
Bro 2. Don't worry Bromeister. I've got a coupla books of matches and some tape. I'll make us both a polish headlamp.

by saintofcircumstance August 20, 2016


polish airdrop

A polish airdrop is a complicated maneuver that consists of travelling to an elevated area, such as a cliff or tree and crapping on a targets head.

I waited in silence as i lined up my target, standing just a few metres underneath the thick tree bough i had lodged myself in. i released just in time, hitting them directly on the top of the head, knocking them out completely and spattering the arth around them with my foul smelling polish airdrop. not to be confused with similar pranks like the dutch plunkit

by Cavetourer December 13, 2014


The Polish Chance

To momentarily play below one's skill level (allowing the opposition a chance to catch up) before mercilessly delivering the crushing defeat.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance by allowing him to score a few goals.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance with the girl he is talking to, but will emerge from the night as the victor.

by TheRosterHasLanded November 11, 2011


Polish Roulette

A version of Russian Roulette played with 100% chance of the first shot firing a round.

Other variants of this game involve lethal amounts of drugs in a cup rather than guns.

Heath Ledger played Polish Roulette with pills.

by DanteStorms July 22, 2009

153๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


polishing mirrors

The act of two women rubbing their vagina's against each other

The two lesbians were polishing mirrors for hours.

by baron67 October 20, 2006

58๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž