To beat the shit out of someone/something. In white peoples terms
"Damn, ya boi got fukkin uber poned last night at the party!"
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to utterly own one at a various video game or other activivty; unbelievably good;. (hecks yes)
Bryan super uber nube poned that Owen kid at guitar hero.
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The opposite of post-ponded.
When you do something earlier instead of postponing to a later date.
Example: βI canβt hang out on Friday, can we pre-pone to Thursday instead?β- Shaz
Pone deaf (medical definition): The final stage of a debilitating ear infection thought to be caused by excessive hair gel use and inappropriate humor. Symptoms include the purchase of superfelous designer clothing, uncontrolled fast food b...inging and terret like use of the words "dude" and "awesome"
The disease strikes young men in their 20's and characteristically goes unnoticed by these men. The infection is slow progressing but all known cases eventually lead to total Pone deafness.
Used in a sentence: The Annual telethon to raise awareness of the pone deaf could not cure lil' Jean Pierre of his inability to realize the joke was in fact on him.
To spectacularly mess up something simple
He really "flugged the pone" on that one
How an Asian person says Phone Number
Duh herroh can I have yo Pone Numba Prease?