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Comparable to a beer gut, a vodka pooch is a small roll of fat gained at the bottom of a 16 year old girls stomach after many weekends of binge drinking.
Joe- "Man check out how hot she is."
Steve- "Yeah, but check out that vodka pooch"
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This expression means to make a catastrophic error or failure.
Watch him screw the pooch at the last minute and the deal fall through.
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Adore our pups like little kids (munchkins), in an endearing way.
"Hey pooch-kin, you're so silly and cute"
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The act of really messing things up.
Damn, i really screwed the pooch on that one.
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A Pooch table is any four legged table that is extremely sturdy, yet has at least one leg shorter than the others, resulting in a rickety, wobbly table that can hold some weight and not fall down.
Man, all this restaurant has is pooch tables- maybe we should just sit at the bar.
The Pooch Suit aka "Sun Dress", is a new fashion weapon heavy set woman use to conceal their sometimes deceiving stomach pooches. Over weight middle aged college girls have really began to use this weapon to their advantage during the late night party scene. When woman wear the pooch suit refer to them as "inpregneto" for they are able to hide an object the size of a baby.
Me: " Dude, I woke up next to big Bertha this morning"
Friend: "Why did you go home with her? She is huge!"
Me: "I had no Idea she was big that Pooch Suit she had on made her look like a damn twig".
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Wasting time or not doing something because you have something "better" to do.
"dude quit pumping the pooch and get over here"
"FIGHT ME A-HOLE!"