poot

Just like shart a poot, is a when you fart, and shit comes out along with it, except in the poop, toot, form.

The look the teacher gave Johnny made him poot.

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Poot

The noise half cats (a cat with no head half, just a butt, hind legs, and tail) make when blowing their whistles with the only hole they have.

"Lim, will you stop pooting?! I need some thinking time."

"Pooootttt poot poooooooooooooooooooot poot!"

"I mean it Lim."

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poot

an affectionate term mostly used to define cats, but can be used as a noun to show affection toward your love one(s).

I love my furry little poots, they are so loving.

I love you, you're my poot <3

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poot

The act of pooing and booting at the same time.

Fred: What happened to you last night?
Dick: Oh man, I ended up pooting from that Chinese food we ate.

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Poot

a name for a goofy friend who falls a lot.

Nooph is Bon Jon's poot.

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poot

poot for those of you who really want to know, is Pennsylvania Dutch slang for an errant weed gone to seed-especially the wind carried seeds of a Dandelion or milk weed pod. I'm sure its origin can be traced back to a similiar word in the High German of the Palatinate of 300 years ago.

"The young girl earnestly made a wish, then sent the poots adrift with the force of one breath."

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Poot

Poot = Poop + Toot. The equivalent of a shart but for anyone under age 2.

I thought you just had a toot but looked and it was really a poot.

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