Somebody like Craig or Smokey who sits on their porch all day when they should be out looking for a job. But instead, asking neighbors for food, smoking weed, and just enjoying the niggatry of the ghetto.
Ima get cha high today. Cause its friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do.
Example of niggers being porch monkey's
Another term for Lawn Jockey. A statue of a black stable boy on your front lawn.
Hey Ricky Bobby, nice Porch Monkey you got there. Thank you Jim Bob.
A monkey whom enjoys residing on a humans porch or patio.
"Damn them porch monkeys are back on my porch, they better not eat my chair!"
He has a large head he’s a bitch
“hey look! Its that bitchass monkey”
Jeremiah/Porch Monkey