Finger porking is the phrase given to the act of being penetrated with fingers.
Girl1: what did you do on the weekend?
Girl2: oh, I was just finger porking myself all day .
To watch someone/something while relentlessly eating pork. Popularized by Joe Gatto
I ate 3 pounds of pork while watching you earlier, sorry for pork watching you bro
A slutty female that's an easy piece of ass. Requires little effort to achieve a panty drop.
Have you met the new sales rep? Her numbers should sky rocket. She's pork bait.
John Pork is a once man turned pig that loves travelling the world in his free time. His instagram has over 100k followers and he has gone viral on TikTok.
Tragically, John Pork recently died after nobody picked the phone up when he called them for help, resulting in his kidnappers killing his at 23:51 on 2nd April, 2023. RIP!
Girl - Who's is that?
Boy - It's THE John Pork. Answer - he is leng.
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the spam javelin, cok,nob,penis
"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"
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The common term for a fellas old chap.
I gonna give a peice of my pork sword!
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Another term for jerking off.
Person 1: "Is Kelly done with that estimate yet!?!?"
Person 2: "...nah, dudes been Burning The Pork all morning"