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Someone who is very classy and sophisticated at doing the following:
1. A completely ignorant, childish person with no manners.
2. A person who feels justified in their callow behaviour.
3. A pubescent kid who thinks it's totally cool to act like a moron on the internet, only because no one can actually reach through the screen and punch their lights out.
"3 days left until handing in the group report and he's done absolutely nowt".
"What an utter posh git!"
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Too snob to use the "Tube" (London Underground).
Limo, helicopter or at least a cab will do.
"Posh" is referring to Visctoria Beckham, of course.
I was in a conference in London and told a colleague I need to drop by in the office in between the sessions.
He asked me how I will get there.
I told him I will use the tube, he replied "I thought you were too "tube posh" !
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A posh surfer is someone who loves the shred lifestyle, but rocks up at the beach in a clean recent model 4x4, probably from their boyfriends parents beach house. Most of the time looks at the waves, but doesn't like to enter the water - after all its all about the Insta shot with the board.
When discussing the surfer term rad.
PS : "I suppose I'm not one for using colloquial terms"
Respondent: "Oh you're a posh surfer"
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When you ask for a skinny latte but really you just wanna bang the barrista
"The Barrista in starbucks is so good, i think im gonna go get a Posh Coffee"
"Are you sure?"
"Yea, ill take lube too."
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Thick and Thin - he's really thick and she's really thin. A greasy celebrity couple who were so vacuous they named their firstborn after where it was conceived. Their younger son, Romeo, well, I lost £20 betting that it'd be called Letchworth.
"Oh bloody hell, it's Posh & Becks again. Let's ignore them and perhaps they'll go away."
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A person, generally a guy, who lives in Hampstead or Highgate and thinks they are a badaman, but really, are just a posh twat.
"Skeen bruv, im jammin wiv da main-dogs l8r"
"Yeh...in Hampstead?"
"Course bruv."
"Wow..you badaman."
"Init."
...What a posh twat.
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