possum's pecker

1). A slang phrase used to describe a person of questionable worth.
2). A non-person who comes out nightly suffering from “little man’s disease”.
3). A friendly greeting used in the Waseca and Janesville area of Minnesota.
4). A subliminal code indicating that your junk is longer than average.
5). Phrase used by Jackie Gleason in the 1977 movie, "Smokey and the Bandit".

He is a real possum's pecker.
That dude acts like a possum's pecker.
How are you doing you #%*%in' possum's pecker?
Hey, possum's pecker.
"No body's gonna make Bufford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."

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Awesome Possum

Varient of Wicked-Awesome. A phrase that is uttered by the hip and cool.

PSO cordinators are awesome possum.

That is an awesome possum cubical you have.

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Snow Possum

Originated from African Americans as a attempt to insult European Americans.

Tyrone: Shieet you mofoka Snow Possum we Wuz Kangz! Fuk outta here mayo cracka (real tawk)
European American: Jiggerboo, Black Porch Monkey, Black Babbooney, Melon Muncher, Chicker Bone sucker, Spear chucker, Jungly bunny, ghetto guru, government money, welfare leach, welfare vampire and moon cricket.

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punching possums

A one night stand whose performance in the sack is "just lays there"

"It was like punching possums last night."

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possum stomping

1:stoping a possum in the road and kickin it in the ditch
2:beatin the hell out of someone/something
3:dominating someone or something

"lets go possum stomping", "im gonna possum stomp ur ass"," i just possum stomped that exam"

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Possum Eyes

When a man pulls his pants up so tight that the seam separates his testicles and they stand out like the eyes of an opossum.

"Tommy, stop pulling up your boy shorts! You're giving us Possum Eyes!"

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Snow Possum

A word coined by a lesser being known as a Twitter user to try to insult greater beings. Sadly this word doesn't insult them and these lesser beings should return to the ethereal realm via any means necessary.

Hahaha I just called that guy a snow possum now I don't feel so bad for being the least liked creature on the planet

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