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Having sex with pregnant women up to delivery.
Tyrone didn't have to ask the dr. if it was safe to continue sex during pregnancy because he knew other couples who had sex within a few hours of delivery. In fact, with Brie Ann's quints, he claims he broke her water with his final, ejaculating thrust. A nurse in the delivery room claimed there was semen on the face of the first out.
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The condition of being a whore between the ages of 13 and 19 who gets herself knocked up.
Wow, way to be teen pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears, way to keep your legs open.
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noun: a generic term for a person who has an awkwardly placed adipose deposit on their lower stomach, as to simulate a pregnancy; a generic term for a girl who is just plain fat; a pejorative term for a person who is acting like a fatty
Cole: "I feel like such a jerk. I just asked that lady when she was due and she turned out to be a pregnant susan."
A.J: "Hey look guys, we can go eat at that table by the window."
Sheila: "Oh, it looks like there's somebody there."
A.J: "Well, that's okay we can go eat with them."
Juanes: "Oh HELL NO. Look at those flabby chins. No way am I eating dinner next to a pregnant susan."
Alexis: "You guys really want to take the subway seven blocks? Stop being a bunch of pregnant susans, we can all manage to walk that far."
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The desire to or act of getting pregnant immediately after marriage.
Alex's desire to have a baby is so strong she wants to be insta-pregnant the second she gets married.
someone whom is pregnant and fucks a lot of guys of which none are the baby daddy.
"wow, Anna you're such a pregnant whore, i'm surprised you don't have AIDS!"
A pregnant teen is a dead motherfucker, that's what.
"Molly is a pregnant teen but when her mom finds out, she's gonna be a dead SOB."
Alternatively 'Pregnant APh' (the Ph gettoises the idiom & adds an extra punch - see 'Phat as Phuc')
Adjective
1. Full, loaded, or overflowing with meaning and/or innuendo.
2. Literal: very pregnant
ORIGIN:
Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' c.1599-1602 Act 2 Scene 2, Polonius' aside as Hamlet dons his "antic disposition", pretending to be mad to throw Claudius off the scent of his revenge & generally cause havoc: "How *pregnant* sometimes his replies are - a happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity could not be so prosperously delivered of."
Dude, she likes you; her emojis in those texts to you are Pregnant AF.
In Japanese haiku, each word is Pregnant AF.
When she bloats up from abusing junk food, she looks Pregnant AF.