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the act of procrastinating by watching porn.
Many young men find it difficult to complete homework assignments due to procrasturbation.
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To delay a task, simply for the pleasure of delaying.
Particularly applicable to getting out of bed in the morning.
Q: "Why have you only just got up? Your alarm went off an hour ago!"
A: "Oh, I've been in bed procrasturbating. I always procrasturbate first thing in the morning."
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Similar to procrasturishowering, a procrasturbator will masturbate instead of completing the dull tasks they've been assigned at work/school.
Instead of writing my term paper, I decided to procrasturbate.
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Putting off things so you can masturbate
John had a project but he could not resist procrasturbation and he did not get it done.
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The act of masturbating as a reason for not doing a required/mundane activitity.
"Dude, I had to procrasturbate twice last night, I did NOT want to do my homework!"
"I caught my wife procrasturbating yesterday instead of cleaning. It was hot and she did it in heels."
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procrastinating because of masturbating
I should have been writing my literature essay, but I was procrasturbating.
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to waste time pleasuring yourself
A teenage boys' favorite way to avoid doing his homework is procrasturbation.
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