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when you're trying to make a promise youre not really gonna keep.
I wont smoke weed tonight, sailors promise. (but really im gonna smoke weed)
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the biggest promise a man can make, usually used by shithouse liverpool fans who carry round a purse.
i sean promise that ill have your nan sniffing lemo by midnight.
A declaration or assurance made by a person who bumps into footballers all the time.
Everyone in Liverpool knows that a Sean promise is a real promise.
Jurgen Klopp is a close friend and I will bump into Jordan Pickford soon. A Sean promise is a real promise.
- Similar to a pinky promise but instead The person truly can’t break the promise and must stick to their word.
- If the person breaks the promise the person they fucked promised with will give them a huge punishment. Example: Befriend, break up, or even tell them to do something embarrassing in public. Anything!! The other person desires
Karen: I’m sorry! I fuck promise that I won’t spit in ur drinks anymore.
Kyle: Fine!! If you do it again you will have to watch me spit in all ur drinks for a week straight.
When the boys participate in the all mighty pinky promise. basically the penises have to kiss for the PP Promise to take effect, but if someone decides to break this godly form of trust their PP privileges will be revoked.
If a third person wants to join in they are able to. This is known as a PP Tripromise and is when all 3 PPs touch.
Jimmy and John were participating in the PP Promise when tyrone asked if he could join Jimmy and John of course said yes
When you make a promise by bumping booty.
It is stronger than a pinky promise, and for those who are tighter than the average booty callers.
Anne booty promised Conner to keep a secret about Molly.
To become a swarajist your promises should hold deep value and not to be taken lightly.
These are called swaraj promises
“I swaraj promise, I got my grandma pregnant.”