DOOR PULLER

Generally referred to as,

T-ravsophacus-smokin bongasis, PS say gday to ya mate billy for me.

Definition- finishes work for the day, Locked up the shed and proceeds to pull the door handle for 5 minutes to ensure that it is locked.

Ring ring, ring ring
Employee- hello
DOOR PULLER- Jay, did you see if I locked the door to the shed
Employee- I didn’t work today
DOOR PULLER- fuck I forgot you were a school based apprentice.
Employee- by the way I can’t come into work tomorrow, I was havin a pull with a lit candle and as I went to blow it out I got candle wax in my eye.
(Hang up)
The wild beast then proceeds to enter his bathroom, locks the door and pulls it for 5 minutes to make sure it’s locked. The unimaginable specimen then proceeds to implement the demeaning act of fujimus to relieve the science fictional character from the itch of stress and paranoia.

NOTE IF YOU EVER ENCOUNTER THIS DEVIANT SPECIMEN PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL WILDLIFE CARER OR YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL CONTROL AGENCY, THE BEASTS ARE A DANGER TO THEMSELVES AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.

PEDOPHILE PULLER

ANYBODY who fights like hell not to be classified as a PEDOPHILE.

Just as a college side BOB as I heard the guy down the hall in room 90 is a PEDOPHILE , oh do you mean JACK?, YEAH RIGHT you are but right but everytime I see him BOB , he is a PEDOPHILE PULLER , oh you mean trying to pull the wool over our AYES.

Skin puller

A woman that gives head.

I met this fine skin puller at the party, she polished me up in the backseat of my car.

Phurich Puller

A move reserved for Phurich where you have a crush on someone but never make a move until its too late and they consider you as a friend

Phurich Pulled the classic Phurich Puller and got friendzoned last night

Penis puller

Someone who's an asshole.

John was such a penis puller today when he pushed me down the stairs.

like-puller

Someone who refrains from liking posts from people but tend to view their stories frequently. Like-pullers typically are ‘cool guys’ or ‘try hards’ who may fear how others think of them for liking certain posts on social media, regardless of wether or not they genuinely like them.

That Kel guy always actin way too cool for me at shows and stuff then go home and looks at all my stories lol.

Ah yeah I know.. he’s a like-puller for sure.

root puller

Person who is handy with a handy,
A gardener who tends the penis root,
A cultivator of the the dick, affectionately known as the "Farabough", the squeezer of Doctor Enraged's Mystery Root Oil or "Doc A's Hot Beef Injection"

Boy, that red head is one hell of a Root Puller, girl has talents!