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Losing points on an English paper because all of your letters are lowercase.
"my name is alex." -2 points. "Why did I lose points for this?" "You didn't capitalize any of the letters so now you're receiving capital punishment."
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What Jan from PokemonChallenges (twitch.tv/PokemonChallenges) says when something RNG dependent happens (i.e. not dodging a critical hit on one of his Pokemon by not switching into a different Pokemon)
Almost dies to a wild Pokemon with Explosion
"Never punished boys!"
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The Pesudo-Collectivist theory which states that if someone commits worng, then all must be punished as a result of that individual's wrongdoing.
Universal Punishment includes:
Gun Control: One out of 80million gun-owning persons just went off the deep end and murdured his family, so let's take away everyone's guns.
War On Drugs: One out of God knows how many coke sniffers just flipped out and killed a kid with a baseball bat, so lets ban ALL drugs.
These Gun and Drug control laws will be sure to lower the rate of shootings and drug overdoses in this country to 0%. After all, it's not like there's a black market where people could get them, or anything...
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A box used for punishmentin the worst ways. The punishment box is a brutal punishment meant for people who are total asses and wont shut the fuck up.
Damnit go to the fucking punishment box you whore!
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A gentler form of beating your female partner. She pisses you off, so you punish her cunt. Enjoyable for both, and she can't call the cops.
The bitch ran up the credit card bills, so I gave her a good cunt punishing. I am a cunt punisher!
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Used when someone must take a shit, to punish the toilet
Man, I gotta punish the toilet
I just punished the toilet so bad it spit at me
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do you know goat punishment?
no. what are they?
ritualistic punishment of goats..
people who dont already know what goat punishment is.. dont deserve to find out
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