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Nose Raisin

The crunchy, flake-like concoction of snot and blood that feels about the size and texture of a football made out of broken glass when it's lodged in the back of your nose. Notable for the relief you feel when finally firing off a farmer hanky and defiling the local area with the raisin and related, viscous detritus. Initially appears as a raisin, but looks more and more like one as you roll it up, let it dry on your finger, or stick it on some scratch paper for continued observation.

Dave's allergies and constant nose picking gave him a constant stream of nose raisins. His sister was always grossed out finding them stuck and drying to her computer keyboard, looking like dried cranberries, with dark flecks of her brother's familiar snot.

by Steven Tobolowsky May 8, 2010

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Raisin balls

To have shrunken and shriveled testicles due to excessive ejaculation. Often experienced by chronic maturbators. Opposite of Scrot Bloat

'I'm so lonely, I've got raisin balls.'

by Lanky August 15, 2003

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Raisin Roulette

The act of playing Russian Roulette with a carton of raisins -- with a twist. Each player will take turns consuming one raisin at the time. Repeat this step until the last raisin has been consumed. Following Asian culture; the last one who consumes the last piece of food, raisins in this case, shall be blessed with a handsome boyfriend/girlfriend, but generally boyfriend.

Friend A, B & C are playing Raisin Roulette.
*Friend A consumes a single raisin*
Friend A: "There are only two raisins left!"
*Friend B consumes a single raisin*
Friend B: "You won again Friend C!"
*Friend C consumes final raisin*
Friend C: "I shall be blessed with the handsome boyfriend!"

by ileiktehcats February 26, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


raisin dick

when a girl sucks on your dick so long, that your penis gets wrinkly like a raisin.

This girl sucked on my dick so long I got raisin dick!

by vail333 November 6, 2008

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raisin head

a racist or slang term for black people with big afros, used back in the day.

Look at them raisin heads thinking they cool.

by .Atreyu. October 3, 2007

58๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hide the raisin

Hide the raisin is an old fashioned kind of game, where something small like a grape, or a raisin is hidden in a house, and the person who lives there has to find it.

The reason a grape is used, is because if they find it as a raisin , it means they hardly ever clean thier house, and so the joke is on them, though raisins are used because they are harder to find.
A fun and sometimes frustrating game, Try it sometime at a dinner party.

"lets all play hide the raisin"

"Aww, the grape turned into a raisin"
"wooohooo i found the raisin!!!!"

by unabee December 31, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Old raisin

Old lady

Shut the fuck up old raisin

by Awc02 September 1, 2016