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I’m glad I showered last night, because Linda gave me a chocolate raspberry.
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The excuse one gives for not showing up to an imprtant event, because they were masturbating.
Me: Alex why weren't you at the rehearsal last Sunday?
Alex: I was washing raspberries.
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A cunt with vaginal warts.
Dude that chick I did last night. Yea she has a raspberry cunt. Her names Carly.
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When a man thinks he is about to receive fellatio but the giving partner instead places a fresh raspberry over the receiver's glans and no fellatio is performed.
I thought I was going to get head for Valentine's Day but instead I got a raspberry cap and a sticky dick.
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When having sex on your period and after you squat over your partners balls and let the blood drip all over them... yummm raspberry pie
I so Raspberry pied my husband last night!
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Named after the raspberry where one wiggles your finger across your lips when blowing air.
When a man and woman have been having really rough sex and when he pulls out, she's queefing and the man wiggles his finger across her meat curtains.
My girlfriend kept making fun of me coming too fast so when we were fucking the other day, I gave her an australian raspberry.
Gay male closeted slang for mutual blowjobs. The raspberry portion of "Double Raspberry" comes from the face you make when you eat a raspberry, and how ones face looks while giving head. The "double" refers to how both men give and receive head. The action is referred to as "double raspberry" to avoid suspicion and identify other gay closeted males who know of the term.
Mark: "Hey, platonic bro. Wanna go get a Double Raspberry ice cream at my place?"
Josh (fellow homosexual): "Yeah, bro! Sounds creamy."