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When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)
Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF
(sus, sus)
Among us in real life, spaceship with my crew
The greatest song to ever live
I was just jamming to Among us in Real Life on my way to school!
When you bring someone's bit off stage
Jonny: "Paul Mcartney's coming to town"
Billy: "Give it up you shmuck half the Beatles died it wasn't a tragedy it was a hint"
Freddie: "hey that's my bit... I also hate myself"
Billy real lifed Freddie to feel better about himself
i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
Any grown man in real life who is emotionally immature.
Donald Trump, Adam Sandler, George W. Bush and Tom Green are a few examples of real-life manchildren.
Important guide to recognising a real life witch. This information could save your life.
1) A REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.
A witches hands are very wrinkled and rough through broomstick riding and potion making. They have poor circulation due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
2) Look for the nose-holes. Witches have larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy. They like the whiff of wine beneath their large nostrils to detract from the smell of dogs droppings.
3) The feet. Most women have naturally small feet but a Witch has men sized feet. Their feet will be hard and coarse.
4) Deflated saggy breasts. From the expression colder than a witches tit. The deflation occurs through the alcohol consumption as does the poor circulation making them very cold. A Witch will hide these through push up bras and tops that show no cleavage. A WITCH will be hard to spot.
5) Belching. A WITCH will often belch. Partially through the nervousness of getting exposed and partially due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.
6) Alcohol. Witches love Alcohol, but doesn't everyone. Yes but a Witch drinks it daily. They need the buzz to warm their cold hands and cold breasts.
This is your guide to spotting a real life witch! Stay safe out there