John and I Don’t want to see you guys too much and poop fart fart poop clown fart poop poop clown poop fart fart poop clown fart poop clown poop poop fart fart poop clown fart fart oh yeah yeah
Person 1: Oh, Hi There
Person 2: No Potato
Person 1: Just Do Reason D
Person 2: Thanks, You Should Just Include The Word Being Defined
Usually a boy who makes you feel special. He makes you feel like you are the only girl in his life, when really you are just one in 100.
They flirt with other people, not just you. They talk to you all day, then the next day they ignore you. They send you mixed messages, and you're not sure whether he likes you or not?
You can't keep your mind off him, even though you know you're nothing to him.
He always flirts with me one day, then acts uninterested the next. He is the literal definition of "The "Exile" Reason."
My hands were in my pants for medical reasons
A dog that is so well behaved that he or does not need a post-surgery "cone of shame".
Buffer is a reasonable fellow.
An expression used to tell someone to keep their inappropriate, logically reasoned thoughts to themselves.
Mr. Smith: "Honey my poop is green today. I think the reason is because I ate a bowl of peas with last night's dinner."
Mrs. Smith: "Ew, reason that to yourself dear."
or
Ms. Princess: "I think the reason why Tommy couldn't get a boner last night is because I'm so incredibly good looking that it made him nervous."
Friend: "Psh, reason that to yourself (bitch)."
Self-explanitory, usually a house party where many people are invited and goes on all through the night.
I think it's time for a no-reason party!
The number one enemy of all sweaty internet bigots.
User 1 used... bigoted statement!
User 2 used... facts and reason and dealt collateral damage!
User 1 used... ad hominems and confirmation bias but the attack was not effective!
User 2 used... facts and reason and dealt collateral damage!
User 1 used... ad hominems but the attack was not effective!