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John and I Don’t want to see you guys too much and poop fart fart poop clown fart poop poop clown poop fart fart poop clown fart poop clown poop poop fart fart poop clown fart fart oh yeah yeah

Person 1: Oh, Hi There
Person 2: No Potato
Person 1: Just Do Reason D
Person 2: Thanks, You Should Just Include The Word Being Defined

by Reason D November 9, 2021


The "Exile" Reason

Usually a boy who makes you feel special. He makes you feel like you are the only girl in his life, when really you are just one in 100.
They flirt with other people, not just you. They talk to you all day, then the next day they ignore you. They send you mixed messages, and you're not sure whether he likes you or not?
You can't keep your mind off him, even though you know you're nothing to him.

He always flirts with me one day, then acts uninterested the next. He is the literal definition of "The "Exile" Reason."

by exilelover13 February 18, 2022


Medical reasons

And excuse to touch oneself

My hands were in my pants for medical reasons

by -your favorite person July 30, 2016


Reasonable fellow

A dog that is so well behaved that he or does not need a post-surgery "cone of shame".

Buffer is a reasonable fellow.

by MistaVikz March 16, 2016


Reason That To Yourself

An expression used to tell someone to keep their inappropriate, logically reasoned thoughts to themselves.

Mr. Smith: "Honey my poop is green today. I think the reason is because I ate a bowl of peas with last night's dinner."

Mrs. Smith: "Ew, reason that to yourself dear."

or

Ms. Princess: "I think the reason why Tommy couldn't get a boner last night is because I'm so incredibly good looking that it made him nervous."

Friend: "Psh, reason that to yourself (bitch)."

by DeWyzzle May 20, 2010


no-reason party

Self-explanitory, usually a house party where many people are invited and goes on all through the night.

I think it's time for a no-reason party!

by regbell February 7, 2009


facts and reason

The number one enemy of all sweaty internet bigots.

User 1 used... bigoted statement!
User 2 used... facts and reason and dealt collateral damage!
User 1 used... ad hominems and confirmation bias but the attack was not effective!
User 2 used... facts and reason and dealt collateral damage!
User 1 used... ad hominems but the attack was not effective!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 12, 2021